I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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