do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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