Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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