She's JV to your varsity
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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