we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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