For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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