You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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