dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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