i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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