Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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