i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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