we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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