I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It's just like the Real World with babies
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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