there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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