ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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