Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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