she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
