We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
