We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Couch. On fire.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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