Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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