...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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