You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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