My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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