he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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