were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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