Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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