its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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