Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Soap is not a condiment
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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