So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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