Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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