New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
