I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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