on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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