Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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