Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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