David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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