Three words: puerto rican gang bang
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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