Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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