i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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