So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
