69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
organizing the empties. That sober.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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