Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i will never coherently bang her
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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