you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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