it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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