i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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