He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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