Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
that may or may not have been my penis.
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