We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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