i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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