I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
40s are totally the cure
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I want a musical about memes.
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